Boxing Day Evil

She said, "Do you like evil?", and I said, "YEAH, BABY! YEAH!!!"

Reign Over Me

Yeah, I am a mush.

Doesn't mean I'm not a jerk too.

Rodent Versus Feline

It should also be mentioned that, long before she was chased by the hamster, the cat also was the source bedding for the mouse that infested the RoosT temporarily.

Stupid Extroverts

No, I'm being serious. Just because I work in an office building full of other people does not mean that I automatically transform into somebody who likes people.

"So, how's married life treatin' ya?"

Don't you think that if you were one of the people with whom I'm sufficiently intimate with to actually give a meaningful answer to something so private that maybe I'd have already mentioned it voluntarily? So, yeah, being asked inane questions where I'm not really expected to give any sort of honest answer bugs me. It's a fake sort of connection that might serve as a bonding mechanism for extroverts, but amongst introverts like me it just adds more weight to the ranking of who gets left in the burning building.

"I hate Trops."

It's a stupid thing to say, really, but it makes sense in emotional context. It's like being cut off by somebody driving and SUV, and finding yourself saying "I hate people who drive SUVs". The pattern-making extrapolation goes one step too far, but it's no less genuine a feeling.

I wonder if that's what it's like being a Republican.

Ursulina

I still think it's a domesticated lemming.

Halloween

It'a a metaphor, people.

Mrs. Castle's birthday

30.997

"I wish we had twinkies."

This was another first-person vignette, similar to A Typical AIF Denizen. Actually, it started as a free-write, based on something the wife said.

Sorry about the munchies, Dave.

some pictures... finally

Yeah, I realize that the pile of images makes for a horrificly slow download for non-broadband folks. Sorry about that, neanderthals.

The Wedding Post

-sigh-

I'm in a mood of rare benevolence, seeped as I still am in the joy of the occasion. I'm even finding myself being surprisingly tolerant in Hell, and patient with other drivers. Any moment now, I expect small birds to alight on my windowsill and a musical scene to commence.

Thanks to everyone for their well-wishes.

Glimpses!

Cameraphone rendering at it's most arbitrary.

Destroy Me

The basic idea for this site is to allow feedback. Do your worst.