Patches? We don't need no stinking patches.

These handy devices always struck me as being dubious-seeming to those unfamiliar with them.

Motorcycle Dreams

My increased understanding of physics has decreased my unquestioning adoration of motorcycles. But love, once fully tasted, can never be forgotten.

Operation Interrogation

I have only the dimmest of memories of playing Operation, but I don't remember it being all that much fun. Either the nephews are open to a realm of entertainment that I never really was, or they were forced to be polite.

2008

Yeah, I had trouble following that one sentence myself - but I still liked it. Which is vaguely on-topic.